The John C. Fremont Daze is here.
You read it right.
Daze? You should have been at the last JCF directors’ meeting to witness it.
These meetings have begun roughly at 6:45 am. I say "roughly," because I have never been on time.
Our current president, Kevin Eairleywine, is always dressed in a professional looking shirt and tie. At 6:45. He must sleep in them.
Jeff Hoffman, JCF Daze executive director and keyboard musician extraordinaire, is the living embodiment of the "Daze." Study him carefully during the days ahead. You’ll see.
Our last meeting as a contingent was held July 1. Most everybody made it. Quite a few were on time.
Between worshiping at the altar of coffee and dieting on crème filled, there were actually moments of levity.
Remember this, never awake a sleeping Jim Henry. A morning person among us early mourning people. Bad combination.
Ruth Fischer offered to tell us about her weekend at the Olympic Trials but since none of us scored tickets, we looked at her financial report and, collectively, pouted.
Jason Garretson’s cowboy hat was missing. So was Jason. We missed his hat. That black topper reminds us of our mission. To promote our town through the memory of the Pathfinder.
(I must admit here, I am a bit disappointed. We Directors are provided T-shirts to wear this weekend. Had my heart set on a Stetson.)
Chris Bristol told us that a special section of the Trib would be dedicated to retiring Sports Director Curt Rohrig for his JCF service. Rather than vocally exhibiting our jealousy, we other directors immediately took a bite of sticky pecan rolls. Took two minutes before anyone could speak again.
By then Jim Henry had told two more jokes. Carol Fenske tried to retaliate. At least she appeared to try. That pecan thing really got in the way.
We forgot about Curt.
President-Elect Barry Reker suddenly didn’t look so good. He asked to be excused from the meeting. For a year.
His motion failed for lack of a second, although we offered to reconsider his request if it were amended so we could all ride his motorcycle around the square.
Mark Ankersen and Cheri Healey were very quiet during this meeting. That means their preparations, unlike the rest of us loudmouths, are actually finished.
With there being no further business to conduct, the directors dutifully adjourned this last meeting of the 2008 John C. Fremont Days Board, grabbed a couple more pastries, two or three purchase orders, and left our hat size with Jeff.
See you Friday.
Don Cunningham is a member of the John C. Fremont Days board and a regular contributor to the Tribune’s Opinion page.

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